Saturday, September 24, 2005

Paradise Poker Million Minor Calamity

Greetings all from the Paradisius Conchal Resort, site of the Paradise Million final table at 10 a.m. mst Sunday. We have already had our first player bust out and only a single card has been dealt. The age card. ZappAA, Brian Carney, was booted out of the tourny for being underage. His 1.3 million chips have been removed from the tourny and his $10,000 will be donated to charity, Katrina Relief Fund I think, by Paradise Poker. WOW! Sitting here with 405k I have to thank ZappAA for zapping himself and his 1.3 million. On the other hand, if I was BigLick, the player who went out on the bubble, I might be out looking to zap ZapAA.
On a lighter note, the whole experience thus far has been made amazingly enjoyable by the good folks from ParadisePoker.Com. Steve, Brook et al. have been great hosts and have convinced me that all casinos should be run by Canadians just like Paradise. They have bent over backwards to make this an all around pleasurable experience. The one nonCanuck, tournament director Randy Holland, must have been spending alot of of time north of the border studying up on Canuckese and Canuckian cordiality as he also has gone far beyond the call of duty in assisting all the players and their guests and making us comfortable and answering all of our lame questions in good humor.
It has been kinda like being at a summer camp for poker players. No forced group activities but lots available for those who so choose. Golf, horseback riding, jungle tours, deepsea fishing or eating vast quantities of good food and chain smoking havanas. I have chosen to pursue the eating-smoking merit badge and am well on my way. I am pretty sure I will have consumed 1 million calories prior to sitting down to play poker tomorrow morning, a key to physically dominating the table.
If you want to follow the action at noon esatern, 11 cst etc. tomorrow go to http://pokerblog.paradisepoker.com/index.php?catid=6 and hit refresh every few minutes to watch as the hands at the final table are played out. All for now as the siren song of my breakfast Cohiba Robusto calls me. Wish me luck!
Professor77

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At 4:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

Being a fine gentleman, he decides to get up and investigate. When he reaches the top, he finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. He says, "What the heck's going on up here?" We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"

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Last issue I revealed how our local maniac stumbled onto an extremely effective strategy in tournament play. The wording here has double meaning as Doug was usually plastered at this point in the tournament as a result of his intake of alcohol. While everyone else was tightening up their play hoping that someone else would get unlucky and bomb out, Doug was stealing pot after pot and increasing his stack size even more. It didn't matter to Doug whether he won or lost and as a result he had no fear. This made his aggressive play even more effective than usual and doubly so in tournaments (at least on the sober and reasonably minded players).

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